Oola's Revenge

Oola finally kicks Jabba to the curb.

Dead Heat

Flo Jo flees the Star Wars Convention.

May The Force Be With You

Never cross a Jedi nun.

Meesa Do'n Like Dah Rollacoasta!

JarJar would rather jerjer.

Flamencobi

To while his time on Tattoine, Obi-Wan took up dance.

Yoda Gets The Short Shrift

Ride, you cannot.

The Power of the Force Compels You

The Dark Side is strong in this one.

The Royal Treatment

"Oh, Beulah, I don't know what I'm going to do about Anakin."

"Honey chile, youz betta do sumpin' quick, coz that boy's goan be the death of youz, mm-mmm!"

He Rocks, Then He Rolls.

"And this is how I roll!"

"Oh, Palpi, you so crazy! I think I wanna have yo' baby!"

Run, Obi, Run!

"Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on bulls, either, ese!"

Why, Oh, Why?

"Haven't we suffered enough?"


I can hear your wailing, the gnashing of teeth, and the lamentation of your women. Sweet music to my ears. Why, it reminds me of the time we blew up Alderaan and...

All right!

Why this blog? And why the title?

I created this blog so that I may have a repository for my personal Photoshop projects. A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I got it in my head to try and figure out how to manipulate reality and create new and twisted ones in Photoshop.

The results were as varied as they were...interesting.

I picked this title for this blog because I just thought it sounded cool. And besides, Darth Vader was a badass - never mind that he really had to have that asthma looked at.

Oh, well. 'Nuff said.

 

Let's rock this fucking joint!!!

Welcome to my nightmares. Enjoy!