tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40178760751037046362024-03-05T06:39:28.114-08:00Dude, Where's My Death Star?This is primarily a picture blog, featuring stupid stuff I've done in the long, laborious process of teaching myself Photoshop.
I have no rights over the licensed characters and images in my 'shops. I make no money off these images and howl fair use, parody, blah blah blah. If, by any chance, some Hollywood bigshot actually reads this blog, just send me a nice letter if you want your characters taken down. I don't need lawyers - they're lousy lays.rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-28463531527873222862012-08-07T09:30:00.001-07:002012-08-07T09:30:59.152-07:00The Siths<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>And now for the Rogues' Gallery.</i></div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-91780033816598348112010-06-17T06:35:00.000-07:002010-06-17T06:35:44.918-07:00The X-Files<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip4fp8_l5u7Fd7JaysJmyowOf8YwYgiKp5EYVl2mDTO7lSa9zPdH4pWD_PhcPiI0JrK4brWqvYelSS6iRzYekEVdxLh76P_BkgYvWyXTeB9oc8MySqF7_3x2UZahRwqRr6X773bTU5MLs/s1600/XL+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip4fp8_l5u7Fd7JaysJmyowOf8YwYgiKp5EYVl2mDTO7lSa9zPdH4pWD_PhcPiI0JrK4brWqvYelSS6iRzYekEVdxLh76P_BkgYvWyXTeB9oc8MySqF7_3x2UZahRwqRr6X773bTU5MLs/s400/XL+1.jpg" width="285" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i>And yes, I did this way way before that Superhero Movie crapfest came out.</i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><i><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-85208124378255282862009-11-02T18:09:00.000-08:002009-11-02T18:09:33.233-08:00May The Force Be With You<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ3DSUo4-9HxUhDsqKtFjrSGFmSGK5Uk0RImVFKZOxyeGJq1N6fHsAChmcER21Fiw0gdNeNtb4CpwDemcP-9jm6RBocF6UoqhsMVO1H109nFcTXVe2aB7dwPaa7wKViK2sLD04GLXGeaY/s1600-h/jedi+nun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img $r="true" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ3DSUo4-9HxUhDsqKtFjrSGFmSGK5Uk0RImVFKZOxyeGJq1N6fHsAChmcER21Fiw0gdNeNtb4CpwDemcP-9jm6RBocF6UoqhsMVO1H109nFcTXVe2aB7dwPaa7wKViK2sLD04GLXGeaY/s400/jedi+nun.jpg" /></a><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-89032436388860589722009-10-21T03:10:00.000-07:002009-10-21T03:10:07.739-07:00Meesa Do'n Like Dah Rollacoasta!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkZNXqpEtg6LDrN-AORMdl2M045ijZQq0kWK-_0Z4GH0KB-5eYlIEyIMT-mbMe1zWf6esjkQuY8Il5Ir-Ge8J8I3goczPzhw7n_7bIhvlvuxhrg1kO3KqR3fn0uaHBSXdAxCXms4iAzLE/s1600-h/rollerjar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img $r="true" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkZNXqpEtg6LDrN-AORMdl2M045ijZQq0kWK-_0Z4GH0KB-5eYlIEyIMT-mbMe1zWf6esjkQuY8Il5Ir-Ge8J8I3goczPzhw7n_7bIhvlvuxhrg1kO3KqR3fn0uaHBSXdAxCXms4iAzLE/s400/rollerjar.jpg" /></a><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-74353932841831354692009-10-17T02:25:00.000-07:002009-10-17T02:25:16.038-07:00Flamencobi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgusVnRzX7Qsawc17MVn_3dleUGyRiKNrITBR5iPd4xFUhjYhfNcd5PNmJDwY5hgHYmbW1eNu4nZu6eW4sh6E2wIbyDYQP63FwWGQjAPM8w7iavl6xEfahUGJh80T9WyJ4IzU_uFzWR-gA/s1600-h/obiflamenco.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img $r="true" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgusVnRzX7Qsawc17MVn_3dleUGyRiKNrITBR5iPd4xFUhjYhfNcd5PNmJDwY5hgHYmbW1eNu4nZu6eW4sh6E2wIbyDYQP63FwWGQjAPM8w7iavl6xEfahUGJh80T9WyJ4IzU_uFzWR-gA/s400/obiflamenco.jpg" /></a><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-13423826635848373632009-10-14T19:55:00.000-07:002009-10-16T15:33:41.516-07:00Yoda Gets The Short Shrift<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAT-WpOoVzkh1p5YSeLE6FHSI0sCWn6xawpF8gVp1POPmO9kh98nkJFmJGnXCYHCF38JJDVxwwD4S_F1IqbzxlfUPzgECoB02S6TFIRkL-rXM8MoYznBQDqZ0BrO8XNHYKlpc5WLriglk/s1600-h/yoda+cant+ride.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img $r="true" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAT-WpOoVzkh1p5YSeLE6FHSI0sCWn6xawpF8gVp1POPmO9kh98nkJFmJGnXCYHCF38JJDVxwwD4S_F1IqbzxlfUPzgECoB02S6TFIRkL-rXM8MoYznBQDqZ0BrO8XNHYKlpc5WLriglk/s400/yoda+cant+ride.jpg" /></a><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-35875715612919245312009-10-14T16:03:00.000-07:002009-10-14T16:03:24.436-07:00The Power of the Force Compels You<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigpnWcc-Ifqn_1-V3MWNDkznZvOG0_b4TRFx5C22Y8TCyoU90t-eNFWP8G4mCFGgqtRKw2tKgoDPEYrhPgctMZWo801iEnr86evJWsZQRdRNKVSStjcFB9LPz6khlZ7aAJgNi2kf7jPYA/s1600-h/dooku+exorcism.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img $r="true" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigpnWcc-Ifqn_1-V3MWNDkznZvOG0_b4TRFx5C22Y8TCyoU90t-eNFWP8G4mCFGgqtRKw2tKgoDPEYrhPgctMZWo801iEnr86evJWsZQRdRNKVSStjcFB9LPz6khlZ7aAJgNi2kf7jPYA/s400/dooku+exorcism.jpg" /></a><br />
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</div>rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4017876075103704636.post-32189593839382719672009-10-11T07:49:00.000-07:002009-10-11T07:49:00.556-07:00Why, Oh, Why?"Haven't we suffered enough?"<br />
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I can hear your wailing, the gnashing of teeth, and the lamentation of your women. Sweet music to my ears. Why, it reminds me of the time we blew up Alderaan and...<br />
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Why this blog? And why the title?<br />
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I created this blog so that I may have a repository for my personal Photoshop projects. A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I got it in my head to try and figure out how to manipulate reality and create new and twisted ones in Photoshop.<br />
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The results were as varied as they were...interesting.<br />
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I picked this title for this blog because I just thought it sounded cool. And besides, Darth Vader was a badass - never mind that he really had to have that asthma looked at.<br />
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Oh, well. 'Nuff said.<br />
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</div>Welcome to my nightmares. Enjoy!rudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.com0